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'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Sale! Weed Whackers

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Danger Slow Sand.

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'Ready Mum?'

'Your CV says in your last job you were responsible for...'

Too much monkey business...

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Creative entrepreneur at work

I drive, therefore I am.

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

George Martin

Office Park

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

Carbon Dating