Jungle Escapist Mugs

'I've changed my mind, instead of becoming 'Lord of the Jungle' I want to be a mechanical engineer.'

'I hope this new found friendship wanes before the mating season.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Danger Slow Sand.

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Jungle Stores.