Jungle Defender Mugs

"Palm Oil! What about deforestation and the orangutans?!"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Danger Slow Sand.

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Too much monkey business...

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Crow and fox

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

Carbon Dating

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

Science Snobs

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

Jungle

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

'Oh, we tried a nurturing corporate culture, but we found the law-of-the-jungle mentality is what keeps our competitive edge..'

He only had enough money for one, and for the life of him he couldn't remember the difference,