Jungle Defender Mugs

"Palm Oil! What about deforestation and the orangutans?!"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Danger Slow Sand.

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Too much monkey business...

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

Crow and fox

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Carbon Dating

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

Science Snobs

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"I don't want our date to end, either, but my arm is about to fall off."

Jungle

'Oh, we tried a nurturing corporate culture, but we found the law-of-the-jungle mentality is what keeps our competitive edge..'