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"Risk investment involves letting go of your safety in numbers addiction!"

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

'Ready Mum?'

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

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Office Park

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

'In the corporate world, I'm a survivor.'

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'Oh, we tried a nurturing corporate culture, but we found the law-of-the-jungle mentality is what keeps our competitive edge..'

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

"Don't let it come to a voice vote. We always get screwed."

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

"It must be still charging."

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

'I'm in for burglarizing a store, but I got a reduced sentence because I only stole sale items.'

"It's a jungle out there. You'll love it."

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

'After I bought those stocks of Chinese companies, I felt greedy again in an hour.'

'Stay on all fours. That way you can pounce on new consumer wants.'

"I like your reading the financial pages junior. It shows you have an acquisitive mind."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

'I've invented copyright.'

"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster."

'It's chaps like you who are the backbone of these expeditions,Fanshaw.'