Jump Rope Junkie Mugs

Kangaroo jumping rope.

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Running

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Giraffe Portrait

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Jogging...

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

Extra Long-jump

Treadmillstone

Stephen King

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

Teddy jogging

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

"It's clear from the replay that it was a leading question."

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

Skipping girl.

"I hypnotized him into exercising every time he gets a spam in his inbox. He works out 50 times a day."

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

The 39 Steps

It's over the hurdle not under...

Undiscovered in 1492, Undiscovered in 1776, Undiscovered in 1969

"You monster!"

'The company has implemented a fitness program. From now on all employees will climb the rope to their offices.'

Big Grin.

'Give that back!'

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'