Jumbotron Junkie Prints

"It's clear from the replay that it was a leading question."

Chase me, chase me cows.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Giraffe Portrait

Leaping

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Fast Food Dieter

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Today's alpha-lesson is "Keep a journal." The average person lets life pass them by. The events of their lives fade into nothingness. An alpha knows that long after they're gone, their thoughts and experiences will be of great interest to historians. That's not an original thought. I read it in the papyrus Randus Maximus XIV left in a safe deposit box after he helped conquer Judea.

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

"And yet, I too am a still life."

"I keep up with all the journals."

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

Trade School. Going to trade school after our real estate business collapsed was a good idea! These days it's all about "vocation, vocation, vocation"!

A bit pre festive isn't it?

'With every 'Ying' there's a 'Yang'!'

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

'I'm writing a popular blog.'

'I forgot to tell you Neddy's not 'broken-in' yet...!'

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

'Enforcing the publish or perish rule, Dean McWit?'

'I need to go on a vacation. The boredom is getting to me. Every page in my journal says 'see previous page'.'

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

Big Grin.

"When I grow up I want to be a journalist. I love sneaking around and reading journals."

Man Readig Paper

Last day of home school.

'Only 10 hours to go.'

Opening Of The Summer Games