July Aficionado Mugs

The Month of July

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Driverless cars rage.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Beer Stall

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"What did you download at school today?"

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Happy thoughts

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."