Juicebox Fan Prints

'Juiceboxes!'

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Gooseberry Fool...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Ball as water-melon.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

The Brazilian Blow dry

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

Strawberry Shake

Wine of the Day Club

I love what you've done with your hare.

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

EU

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

Boris Johnson vs Corona

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"