Juicebox Fan Prints

'Juiceboxes!'

Apples for sale

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Gooseberry Fool...

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Ball as water-melon.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

The Brazilian Blow dry

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

Wine of the Day Club

EU

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

Strawberry Shake

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

Fish mobsters.

I never heard of chunky style wine. I couldn't find any seedless grapes.

I love what you've done with your hare.

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy