Juice Box Fans Prints

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

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Wine of the Day Club

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Sunblock

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Boris Johnson vs Corona

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Boxers vs. Briefs

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

'Juiceboxes!'

"Date night again already?"

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

"I Win!!!"

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

Tutti: When all voices sing at the same time.

Baby beluga, middle child beluga, firstborn beluga

'I'm hoping to marry someone like my mom. Someone who will greet me at the door with a cold juice box.'

My doctor recommended exercise to slim down and orange juice for the vitamins. A weight and C approach!

"Can I have the stick when you're done?"

'The Eat Whatever You Can Grab With Boxing Gloves Diet was working wonders for Bertram'.

Yes, mom, I'm sure his mom brought the post-fight juice boxes.

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

' You really haven't grasped the concept of a simple cat fight, have you?'

"Evolution....Jeez! Talk about your learning curve!"