Juggling Multiple Roles Prints

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

'I was told you were looking for a man of many hats.'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

Working hours.

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

Laptop Dancing.

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

The Buck Never Stops.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

'I'll be late for dinner Dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'Long term I want student achievement to increase. Short time I want a cup of coffee and a biscotti.'

"People just don't realise how stressful this job is. . . I used to have hair!"

Email Notifications

"Don't tell me you're not hungover, it's nine a.m. and you just clocked out."

"We've doubled our staff in the last six months." (Smith and Smith - baby in playpen behind desk).

'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

They're behind me aren't they?

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

Break Glass in Case of Stress

"What's this about having time off to spawn?"

"My job? Well, except for its soul-shattering, spirit-crushing and integrity-annihilating aspects, I consider it a real labor of love!"

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

"She said that she's against combing marriage with a career....so I quit my job."

"Did I miss a lot of work while I was out with the flu? No, I didn't miss it at all!"

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."