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'Ed's busy, but someone who speaks out of both sides of his mouth will be right with you.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

"We have an acronym!"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

"I never accomplish the impossible, if I did it would become an expectation."

A Bloody Butcher

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets so that we'll be less target driven!"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'Excellent!...We've been looking to hire someone who can think outside the box.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'A High-pain job? Yes, I believe we have that.'

"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

"We can stop entertaining ourselves now, Ian."

"It's a swearbox."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"There's a conversation to be had around a piece of work I'd like us to do tonight."

Juggler and Illusionist

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Tennis ball girl.

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

"We were looking for somebody with experience in mumbo-jumbo but your resume is mainly about gobbledegook."

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."