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"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Can do...No can do

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

We're looking for someone who knows how to adapt, not adopt.

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

Deadline

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

'Dear, you know how I hate it when you bring your work home.'

Jason and the Aga notes,

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"Time to do it in!"

Overworked

Information Tightrope.

I know I'm not qualified for the job, but watch my incredible video resume anyway. It got an Honorable Mention at Cannes!

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

In and Out Trays

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

Accounting: In/Ouch

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

Doo inc..can and no can.

"This is my first day. I don't have any yet."