Judiciary Journeyman Prints

"Forgive me, Judge, but I've had a convenient loss of memory."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Truth

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

The Paper Route

Antonin Scalia

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

Counsel's Opinion.

"Objections overruled...I also think the defendent looks extremly dodgy"

''Born again'? -- but I was just born five years ago!'

"I don't plead."

'I might even change my views on genetics research if scientists could genetically engineer supreme court appointees!'

Supremacist Court

'I think you have figured out that, with today's overcrowded prisons, pleading insanity will put you back on the streets..."

'It doesn't matter if my client is guilty.. the book and movie deals are pouring in!'

'...unfortunately for you, I only see things in black and white.'

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

The Lawyers who were told their hearings had been cancelled...again!

'I'm not saying this is a deadend job, but you can forget a trophy wife.'

'Here's a toughie - does a public nuisance have a right of privacy?'

All together now! Let's sing our decision!

"Seasonal depression and existential depression and political depression for the trifecta."

'It's our prorogues gallery.'

'I told you it wouldn't work. You just can't predict what a jury is going to do.'

"My basic judicial philosophy is 'Guilty.'"

'I'll never forget that day as long as I live. I was in court, delivering my final arguments in a pesky little environmental case, and I actually felt my conscience leave my body!'

'If at first you don't succeed...appeal to a higher court.'

'It's chaps like you who are the backbone of these expeditions,Fanshaw.'

"You want the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?" (Colour)

"We all make mistakes, as Your Honor knows, having been twice reprimanded by the New York State Commission on Juridical Conduct."

"Isn't it enough that I know the truth?"