Judge Show Junkie Prints

"Henry is addicted to all of the Court programs."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Dancing with the Star Wars

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Consider this job a reality show where you work your butt off 14 hours a day. If you win, you'll get a paycheck and the chance to do it all over again next week."

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

'Maybe getting gordon ramsay to do the after dinner speech wasn't such a good idea after all!'

Arrogant junior barrister

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

Upholding the Law

"Let's take in a trial."

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

Woke Jersey Shore

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

'I'm going to ask you one more time; who left a hot mug on this table?'

'It doesn't matter if my client is guilty.. the book and movie deals are pouring in!'

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

"Simple yes or no. Are the cartoons funny?"

'I had no idea there was a local ordinance against taking the Fifth Amendment!'

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

How's my Jiving?

"I plead guilty, Your Honor, but only in a nice, white-collar sort of way."

"TV violence made him do it. Says he'll name shows if we drop the charges."

'... and in a startling development, 5 Supreme Court decisions were overturned by Judge Judy...'

'Ladies and Gentlemen of the press- what is your verdict...?'