Judge Admirer Mugs

'Since the 911 tragedies, things are finally starting to get back to normal.'

'Excuse me, but I've always wanted to do this.'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

Medical Examinations.

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

The Washington Arbitrators

"It's a grave situation, Mrs. Conway. It appears to be an extremely aggressive form of flesh-eating lawyer."

'But you told me to try and look innocent.'

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

U.S. Supreme CouRRRRRRt

'We find the defendant guilty, the defense a showboater and the DA a legal mal-practitioner.'

"Your guess is as good as mine, but yours isn't covered by insurance."

"After a hard day at the office, all Barry wants to do is put his feet up and listen to somebody tell him what to think."

'Do you think the legal profession is modern and forward-thinking, Sir?'

Attorneys in deep

"Fair warning, Hargraves - we do everything by the book here."

'This court hereby sentences you to fifteen months in an imaginary box.'

"My client is willing to settle. Do you still have the leg?"

"Look familiar?"

"I don't get grounded. My dad's a judge so I get sequestered."

'No, Reverend. Community Service does not mean public preaching.'

'You are charged with getting involved in the political process....'

Sonia Sotomayor

"Every time we say we will uphold precedent, Trump tweets he wants us to uphold the president."

'It was an honest mistake -- I thought he was a 'whack-a-mole' game.'

"Let's have an instant replay of that brilliant maneuver by the defense counsel!"

'Quick! Contact my doctor.'

"We were wondering if you would like to come in for a beer, Brett."

'I urge the Court to take into consideration the fact that my client donated the body to science.'

Winston Churchill

"Wait! I know the answer!"