Judicial Enthusiast Mugs

Can We Make It President Breyer?

"We were wondering if you would like to come in for a beer, Brett."

In a surprising development, Judge Judy today banned cameras from her courtroom.

Sonia Sotomayor

"Every time we say we will uphold precedent, Trump tweets he wants us to uphold the president."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

I love Lawyers

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

Wal-Mart Ruling

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

"I object!" "Overruled!"

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

Violent Crime Statistics

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

Mou...Man trap!