Joyful Senior Mugs

"The gall of that woman! She's actually ENJOYING her retirement!"

'As a matter of fact, I have the heart of a 30-year-old woman.'

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

"Bad news. Your use-by date was a month ago."

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

"You're not goin' anywhere, Roy. You buried your own nuts again."

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

'True, I was all for your taking up a hobby on retirement, but, TIGHTROPE-WALKING...!'

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

As a louder and more satisfying alternative to clapping, Lily uses her bingo wings.

'Our relationship is getting serious. He's taking me to meet his doctor.'

Seniors Pro (putt putt) Golf Tour.

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat

A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

'The last time he jogged past the cemetery, the gravediggers tried to bury him'

"The wild walker"

These retirement do's aren't as wild as I remember!

100th Birthday

'I don't know what's the matter - I just don't seem to have my old zip.'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

No Scooter Joy Riding!

Pensioners Ahead

"This is not exactly how I envisioned watching the grass grow in my retirement."

Challenges of old age

Lift chair fun!

"...and make sure you get food with plenty of preservatives in it"