Joyful Researcher Prints

"This is quite a surprising discovery."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

Bird sitting on a wing.

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'I forgot the question.'

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

Brian works in stem cell research

A lab rat stares back at a scientist.

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

"Congratulations on your invention...but you don't have to rub it in."

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

'Ever since I had a disease named after me, people seem to keep their distance.'

"I keep up with all the journals."

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

'I'm writing my dissertation on Latte Sizes.'

Joe's Bar and Grill and Focus Group.

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

'It doesn't matter that your thesis is on extra sensory perception, you can't cite mindreading in your references.'

"Your research is impressive, but you have too many original ideas to be credible..."

They used a scientific method to decide which new product idea to pursue.

'Granted we have to do the research. And we can do some research on the research. but I don't think we should get involved in research on research on research.'

Yakademic: An academic who has been describing their research since they were asked about it over 20 minutes ago.

Speech bubble showing EUREKA! back to front.

"He's a typical kid. Spends all day on that thing doing his genetic sequencing."