Joyful Readers Mugs

The Book Club

Multi-Generational Books

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

Bike Rides

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

Large Print Book

"I'd appreciate it if you'd wait until school to do that. We've worked long and hard to bring you state-of-the-art home theater."

Witch in bed reading: 'The Joy of Hex'.

Last day of school.

'Would you like to borrow these?'

"Happy National Pride Month."

"I don't like hearing happy stories."

Atomic Bear: Part 30

The Kindle was first used used by Santa to keep track of the lists of naughty and nice children, and was originally called the Cringle.

Self-Help Section. . . Help Yourself Section

Jellyfish Horror Stories.

"Are you sure this sport is now drug free?"

'The books are really dancing out of here.'

'He's whooping it up again.'

Happy Anniversary

"Can you recommend a book optimistic about the future that isn't in the fiction section?"

Graduate

UN and War Victims

"This summer, to get ahead of schedule, I read 'The Aguero Sisters' by Cristina Garcia."

Oh, look - the first Robin of summer!

So glad you decided to come out!

CATNIP!

"A book is like a big meal. It puts you to sleep."

'I'M SAVED! I'M SAVED!'

How To...Multi-Task

"Mr. Bermudez? I'm Mario Oldez, editor of Custom Cruiser Magazine. I'm here to take pictures of your car."

Reading Romance Novels