Joyful Naysayer Mugs

'I said my first no today...'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

Go Back to New York

'Where are all these people who lived happily ever after?'

'You and your aversion to needles!'

God is dead.

'You had to get shots? I couldn't stand that. I hate needles!'

"Did he give it all to the poor, or just the after salary and expenses part?"

'He could never resist taking an opposing position on an old saying...'

"I don't like hearing happy stories."

'Tell the Nielsen people I'm channel hopping, and let it go at that.'

Which Brain is Half Full and Which is Half Empty?

"Did you send your editor the final pages of 'Organizing Your Life'?"

"In my day, this was our fidget spinner."

"Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers."

'Sorry I had to keep you on hold for so long Sir. The reorganization caused an appreciable decrease of personnel cost and we have to adapt to the new circumstances.'

"Here's to even lower expectations in the New Year."

"Math scares me so much I can't even add it to my list of anxieties."

Christmas - Let's get it over with.

Sponsored grump, donate now: 'This isn't much of a challenge for you really, is it?'

'He's reached his limit with Government health advice.'

Syringe being bent by a tattoo of a knight in armour.

'Fiends of the Earth'

"I come to these get-togethers to see who's coming apart."

'I love this room, so many happy memories of killing innovation..'

'Your generation is soft. I my day we had only three cable movie channels, one ESPN and it was all crappy analog!!'

'I can't go in THERE - you know I'm terrified of needles!'