Joy Gifts

"Comparison is the thief of joy, Mittens."

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

A gleeful man

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'He's found his inner puppy!'

Gone were the days of emotional restraint.

If you're happy and you know it...

"That makes me very happy!"

Happy Days are here again

Trial by Media

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

On holiday.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Clown on bike.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Holiday time.

Chase me, chase me cows.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'Your shoe's untied.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Bring your own inflatable.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Albert & Myra - The End Story

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Early photobombing