Journey To The Afterlife Mugs

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Surgery up here is free!"

"It's true: no more burpees."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'