Journey Planning Prints

The fate of the emigrant

"You are going on a long journey with two breakdowns and no restaurant facilities.."

'You want to get to London? Well you shouldn't start from here.'

The experienced backpacker.

Tourists

Airlines

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'Are we broke yet?'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"I just..."

Italia tours

Heading off with a packed bag

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Airport

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Western Outfitters.

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

Mad For It

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"