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"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"They grow up so fast."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Trump pardons

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

If nobody had invented graphics

Difference of Opinion

CIA report

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

The Berlin Peace Movement

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

DUNVOTIN

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Shellfie

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

Europe and immigration.

Local News in Heaven

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

Rock and a Hard Place