Journaling Junkie Pillows

"I'm writing entries in my daily dairy diary."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Running

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'Your night writing book, madam.'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

James decided to stay in that night.

'Mr. President, I have a question, where's the mens' room?'

Professional woman in pub

Jogging...

Dermatologist reading a 'Journal of Itchcraft'.

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

Treadmillstone

Fountain pen coming out of a man's head.

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Weditorials

'Lost Diary'

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

Dermatology: Journal of Itchcraft.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

A Court Reporter's Pocket Knife

"I'd never have known the joys of a journal if my attorney hadn't insisted I keep one."

"Although your discovery is very important, the consensus is that your article about it lacked suspense, and was completely devoid of humor."