Jolly Visionary Gifts

"I'm detecting a slight twinkle."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

I need to set upmy own company.

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

My Dream Valentine

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Art of Surviving

David Hockney

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

I'm color blind, please help.

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

Surgeon Finds Heart Reading 'Be my Valentine'.

A Woman's Conquests.

So tell me, Junior.

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

Getting ready for spring

Adam with big leaf "In your dreams"

'Magazine, yes. Book, maybe. Musical dance - never in a million!'

"I don't mind him running his own tech company at his age. However, I wish he would, at least, dress his age."

'Of course, you have to imagine it finished.'

Ever wondered what the future will be like? Well, apart from robotic trousers it's a lot like the seventies.

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

'I played around with acrylics for about a minute, but now I work exclusively with food.'

Sometimes, good things fall apart, so better things can fall together.

A couple dressed as a bunch of grapes

Louis Daguerre takes a selfie

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