Jolly Spirits Mugs

"Ho, ho, ho!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"Home depot."

'He's maturing early.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"One more question, Mr Cake. How do you feel about wearing a sheet, creeping about people's bedrooms and saying 'woo'?"

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

Sliding Down the Banister

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

Jammy Dodgers

Commuters dancing in the rain.

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

'I have to disappoint you Mrs Robinson, today is not Halloween.'

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

A beekeeper with their bees

"I'll learn yoga later, but for now jumping on the bed satisfies all my exercise goals."

"When did you get a pet?"

Snake pulls prank posing for photo