Jolly Old Soul T-Shirts

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Candid Camera store.

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

'The Saxon King' pub

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

'Constant euphoria is bound to cause some issues.'

Dancing Under The Air Conditioner

"Listen, everybody feels a little depressed around this time of year!"

"Some are born old."

'I waxed the runners.'

"Yes, dear, you shall return. I know."

'The only interesting thing your grandfather had was your grandmother.'

100th Birthday

'The main thing I like about this place is the complete absence of technology.'

"Whatever he's having!"

"I can always tell when Roger has had a good day."

"You were right - at our age a heated mattress pad is the best aphrodisiac."

Jolly Roger

'Remember when they were babies and that was all padding?'

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!

Santa bending over under a Christmas tree with his bum showing as a little boy look on.

"What will it be today, my dear? Pantaloons or loons in the pants?"

"That's Bill Swenson. He got very big after he left us."

"The new year will begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, and it will feel strikingly similar to the old year."