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"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

"We've got a problem."

~ S.O.S.

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

John Woodvine

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

"I spy something blue."

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Santa entering a pool for a swim

Santa School.

"Go ahead if you see something you like, but I'm afraid my fast food days are over."

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

'When I was a youngster I was going to be a Rock GOD, but the allure of working with multi-denominational tax efficient offshore bonds proved too strong.'

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'