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"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

"We've got a problem."

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

"I'm stuck for the 'June-moon' rhyme in Serbo-Croatian."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

"I spy something blue."

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Santa School.

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"Go ahead if you see something you like, but I'm afraid my fast food days are over."

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

'When I was a youngster I was going to be a Rock GOD, but the allure of working with multi-denominational tax efficient offshore bonds proved too strong.'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

"For Valentine's Day. I thought you might enjoy breakfast in bed."