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Christmas Carols

Triangle

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Mall Santa's Anonymous: 'Holidays are always the hardest - especially Christmas.'

Lion Choir.

Children line up to talk to Santa

"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"

"Listen, everybody feels a little depressed around this time of year!"

With a round little belly like a bowl of jalea, he struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea.

"I'm out! I got a job at another Santa Claus company!"

'...Tis the season to be grazing, fa la la la la, la la la la. The weight we'll gain will be amazing, fa la la la, la la la la. Don we now our stretchy sweat pants, fa la la la la, la la la la. We'll be eating tons of pecans...'

Jolly Roger

'Remember when they were babies and that was all padding?'

Jester cooks using book called 'Fool-proof Cooking'.

'Well, well, well -- seven hundred and fifty thousand counts of breaking and entering....'

'I'll grant you, he's generous when it comes to giving...but when has he ever bought a round ?'

Dirty Job Christmas

Strike the Harp and join the Chorus

Santa Claus on the scales

"Yes, they offer free delivery. But when an on-line seller laughs, does their belly shake like a bowl full of jelly?"

Mr. Briggs Rides a Steeple Chase Pt. 1

What do you want for Christmas?

The Dangers of being at the back of the team during an emergency stop became all too obvious to poor old Blitzen.'

Reindeer Cage

"I thought we had them hooked on sugar."