Joking Athlete Prints

'If I was a golf ball, I wouldn't do what you wanted me to do if you called me that either.'

"How should we divide the teams?"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

'Go deep.'

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

Football Violence

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.

'It's internal. Probably one of his stomachs...'

Pommel Horse Poops.

The Pole Vault Washing Line

Track & Field & Stream magazine

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!

'Wow, that's the worst case of tennis elbow I've seen this year!'

"This is called silent tennis? It's like regular tennis without the racket."

'Apparently he does 20 yards to the pint.'

The Club Singles Duel.

"Hands are much more capable of efficiently directing a ball into a net!"

'Trick play! Trick play!'