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"Can you tell the class how you spell Albuquerque?"

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Staff support"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Please Drove Carefully.

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

"Out damn Spot

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"She's just being Koi."

'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

Live Stream

Cake Free Zone

Czarcasm

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

'If sales don't improve incrementally... our business outlook will change excrementally...'

Fuel bill gone through the roof

Hamlet

'The Buck Stops Here.'

Thesaurus Publishing: Out, Not here, Gone, Absent.

"I'm Necessity and this is my son, Invention."

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."