Jokester Who Loves Wordplay Mugs

"Can you tell the class how you spell Albuquerque?"

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Staff support"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Please Drove Carefully.

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

"Out damn Spot

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Live Stream

Czarcasm

Censors 'no' a good thing when they see it.

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

"She's just being Koi."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Cake Free Zone

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'

'If sales don't improve incrementally... our business outlook will change excrementally...'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Fuel bill gone through the roof

Hamlet

'The Buck Stops Here.'

The Family Joules: Part 22

Thesaurus Publishing: Out, Not here, Gone, Absent.