Jokester Of The Season Prints

'Re-gifting has become socially acceptable, dear, but re-carding is going a little too far.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Bug hanging up stockings

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Don't you yell at him, he couldn't remember where he buried you!

'Now dear, it may be Thanksgiving, but stop referring to your aunt's gallbladder as a giblet.'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'Lift off, we have lift off...'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"Seriously, fellas, I can't get up."

Santa Elevator

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

'This next song is called Reindeer farts in my face all night.'

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

'Het Dad, I don't need a bike from Santa anymore. I just found one behind your wardrobe!'

Minnesota Weather.

"Brandy, coffee, decaf, herb tea, or cran-apple?"

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

" ... And the kids only like me for my presents."

'Read that part again where it predicts a cold, snowy winter for the midwest...'

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

"It's a brovella about my life in the frat. But if it's longer than two hundred pages it becomes a brahvel."

'Tender and Juicy.'

Deck the halls with boughs of challah...

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

Holiday: Been there done it!