Jokester About Tech Prints

I am not a human.

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"You're on mute."

'I was told it required a log-in...'

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

"The oracle demands the sacrifice of a virgin or an update of its operating system."

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

"So you are the data protection supervisor of the German government?"

The Screeeen!

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

'At the moment, it's only weakness is flypaper.' - (spyplane research dept.)

'I got them walkie-talkies... that way they can argue up to one mile apart.'

'When I said you will get an office with windows, I was referring to the operating system on the computer.'

Cloud computing.

"I tell you, he's up to no good. He spends hours on the dark web."

Robot Humor

"Stand back? corrupt file."

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

The continent you have requested cannot be found.

'Why do I always get un-friended? I'm a nice troll.'

"I've hacked into our bank account."

Roger's computer crashes.

"According to my sat nav, it should be right here!"

Guess your passwords - $10

This file has a little cold.

God works in mysterious ways.

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