Jokester About Digital Mischief Prints

"I've hacked into our bank account."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

Twitter that!

'Twitter for goldfish.'

"I think you should hire me for my vast software knowledge. . . and then pay for me to go learn software."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Someone has hacked into our Computer."

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

Whatcha doing, dad? I'm at work. Logging on. Tree's Tree Nursery.

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

"The oracle demands the sacrifice of a virgin or an update of its operating system."

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

The Screeeen!

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

I am not a human.

Cloud computing.

'When I said you will get an office with windows, I was referring to the operating system on the computer.'

"Miss, the cloud swallowed my homework."

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

"Stand back? corrupt file."

Honest, D-D-Dad. My homework's "in the cloud."

I do all of my banking online now.

"Wanna join my hangouts circle?"

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