Joker's Retreat Prints

When practical jokers pass away: 'Welcome...to hell!'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Scurile travels

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"I'm going on a retreat."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

Sweet Jailbreak

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

Psychobabble.

Fishing for Supper

Spring Training

"Hang on a second! This nutcase is allowed on the furniture, but I'm not?!"

'Backseat driver...'

'I brought my mini bar with me.'

No petting in the pool!

Go away

The bus home.

Beach Burger - without sand 75 cents extra.

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

Ocean sounds $1.00

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

"This is NOT social distancing dude!"

'Relax, the game is over.'

'This is my RB: Recreational Bomb.'

"That'll beat the hayfever but it may affect your all-over tan."

Man escaping prisoner via feng shui

Working from home...

"I think I've caught that cold that's going around."

Archbishop Jokes.