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"All you need is a bicycle pump, an ordinary deck of playing cards, and a pair of deerskin slippers, and you're ready to begin."

Beach con-man.

Fleas Navidad.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Merry Christmas"

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

"Hate to see you leave, Dave...especially since it was just last week that I learned you worked for me."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

King Pin

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

No, sir, that entr

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"Maybe this year..."

Stag night high jinks.

Elf of the Month

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

Clown Inhaling Laughing Gas

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

These were Bob's colleagues, all right, but clearly they hadn't received Funny Fred's global e-mail.

'Hello, my name is Death'

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

Comedy course highlights fake nose

'Now, for the lighter side of the news'

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

Scottish Independence: The Union Jock.

"I'm sorry, but I assumed it was a fancy dress costume..."

C is for Cracker