Joke Tellers Mugs

'Dogs should never torment bull elephants and then try to escape down dead-end alleys.'

Wishing Well 10c. . . Second Wish Free

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Shampoo.

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

How about going easy on the carbs

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

Raised by Dogs

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

Extremely Practical Jokes.

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

Giraffe wanders into Lion country.

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'