Joining Varsity Team Prints

We both made varsity! Congrats!! But Kurt's going to kill me. When he tripped me, I accidentally scored a goal. He got a foul. You're exaggerating. Am not. I'm on heightened alert. So I see. High enough for you?

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Football Fans

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

No Elgar!

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Theorbo

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

Jumping cheerleaders

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Table tennis.

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

Basketball.

'Here we go again...'

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

Violinist

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

'We may be 0-10, but I think we can sue ourselves to an 8-2 record.'

Football

American footballers with numbers correlating to their size.

Trumpet

'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'

'It's a Marimba!'

'He looks great in the field, but can he bat?'