Joining Eurozone Gifts

Croatia joining euro zone

E.U. Banking Union.

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

The burden of carrying the Euro.

Euro crisis: The euro walking over a cliff

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

Spanish bank needs propping up.

Greek Crisis

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

'Oh, wait. There's a note. It says; Fill her up with euros.'

2nd bailout for Greece by EU.

Saving Spain

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

Euro Bomb

'Discipline for the PIIGS.'

'Looks like your recovery has been slowed by a diet rich in Greece, followed by a bout of gas problems. Continue to take your QE and call me next quarter.'

Bank of Cyprus-sia

Greek Default: Objects are closer than they appear.

"Wow! Even from space the Italian mountain of debt is visible!"

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

More Money for Greece.

The euro currency is a bomb.

Greece - The Black Hole

Euro Discobolus

"Tell the Greeks austerity is necessary to finance our campaign to explain why austerity is necessary."

Core Business.

'Line up for your economic recovery treatment!'

"Honey, come quick! I think I just bought Greece on Ebay!"

Greece Bowing Before Angela Merkel

Contagious.

Austerity Egg Hunt.

Meanwhile, at the E.C.B. ...

Three businessmen looking up at the euro wobbling on a tree waiting for it to fall

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

Euro Crisis