Joining A Theatre Group Prints

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

'They all want to play the star.'

Cimafunk

No Elgar!

Theorbo

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Theatre Crowd

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"If you want to sing in our band, you'll have to overcome your fear of using double negatives."

"Welcome."

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

Bassoon practice.

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

"I've joined an Eminem tribute band."

Violinist

to be or not to be

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

She's a natural.

'Why are they all staring at me?'

Actors' dispute.

"They were all so good at the auditions, that I couldn't pick just seven."

Viola jokes are not always suitable chat up lines.

"You want to join a start-up? Are you mad?"

'Don't get so hot under the collar!'

"For my last trick, ladies and gentlemen, I will push a nine pound human being out of my body..."

"Wow - great chops! We took a vote and want you in the band. All that we need now are three letters of reference and academic transcripts."

That Man Is Dangerous

"I'm going to pull a seat number from this fish bowl and someone will have a very memorable night at the theater."