Joining A Relaxation Program T-Shirts

'I joined a relaxation program, to help me overcome my type A behavior. Damit! I'm going to be the best, most relaxed, one in the group.'

Where your mind & battle are los

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Police Feline Unit

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Self help acupuncture

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'Ahhh...'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

On holiday.

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'That was fun!'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Spa

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Surfing the daily stress

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Sauvignon Bonk

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Tommy!"