Johnny Cash Enthusiast Pillows

"My biggest influence was Johnny cash. That's how I became the accountant in black."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

The Personal ATM

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

When I make it, I like to see it.

All Major Cash Honored.

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

'Don't you ever take a break?'

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

'I don't know much about art, but I know what I like.'

Scott Walker keeps his job.

Ask Mr. Buck: Financial Advisor. "Dear Mr. Buck, Why do so many people have trouble with their finances?" Money talks, but it does not give directions. (Published previously on Nov. 15, 2004.)

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."

"That one, too. They all look like big bags of money."

Oooo, Mr. Private Sector, whoop-dee-doo. It's not like we don't come from the same printer.

"You're my ideal client. A man with a LOT of money, in a LOT of trouble."

Contemporary Consumerism

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

"If you're going to grub for something, it might as well be money."

A Louis Auchincloss-Type Law firm

'This is what I call the ultimate in money laundering.'

'Behind the Eight Ball'

'I liked them better when they were ATMs.'

You short-changed me when I paid for my drink last week. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. You gave me change for $10, but I now I gave you more than a ten-dollar bill. Sorry about that. How much did you give me? I distinctly remember I had nothing but $1,000 bills in my wallet. Not falling for it.

Plimbco Bank & Trust, old money division.

'He's from Goldman Sacks.'

'Want it all' queue in a bank.

'I win!!