John Steinbeck Reader Pillows

The Wrath of Grapes

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Gen-Next Library

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"I'm still pre-literate."

'A is for Arse.'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

Examination.

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

'Bront?saurus.'

Jane Austen

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

The fifth generation computer thinking it over- 'Now that there gone I'll get to work on the sixth generation.'

"You'll find all the adult 'Dummies and Idiots' guide books in the children's section."

"Books are tricky. You can't text with a text book and you can't call with a phone book!"

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.'

"It's not that I don't want a baby brother - it's just that this is a bad time for me developmentally."

'Oh darling, it is not an ibook, it is only a book.'

What Started the Incident at Roswell

"You've reached Randy, the Dating Doctor. What ails you?...."