Jogging Fan Pillows

'I can't believe I'm going to such lengths to change my width!'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Trojan Hurdler.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

'Ok guys, here comes the first of the day...let the fun begin!'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Formula One car origami

Health

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'Are we having fun yet?'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

public toilet in the woods

"It's much cheaper than hotels."

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Pig Trotter

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

Football party

Centaur Sprinter

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."