Jogging Fan Pillows

'I can't believe I'm going to such lengths to change my width!'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Trojan Hurdler.

7 brownies worth of exercise.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

Health

'Ok guys, here comes the first of the day...let the fun begin!'

Formula One car origami

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'Are we having fun yet?'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

public toilet in the woods

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

Football party

Pig Trotter

Centaur Sprinter

"It's much cheaper than hotels."

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'