Marching Fan Pillows

Policemen marching

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Mardi Gras

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Bring flag factories back to America.

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

"Throw me somethin', mister."

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

"He said the only thing he wanted for his birthday was a wave machine."

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

Sheep sky diving using wool as chute.

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

'These tribute bands never quite hit it off.'

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

"Mind if I play through?"

Trump's Big Parade

Dirty Grazing.

"Sousa's back!"

'He's training for the London Marathon,he watches it every year.'

"No, Fred didn't run a TV marathon - He watched a marathon on TV."

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

Dancing

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

Jedward's next dance routine.

"Where are you getting those notes from?"

The filming of CEOs Gone Wild

Drummer discovers his drum is really a sombrero hat box.

'Wow. What a party animal!'

'I actually celebrate two birthdays: When I was born as a caterpillar and then as a butterfly...'

'I can't believe I'm going to such lengths to change my width!'

So you think you can march.