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'You're failing chemistry!' 'But...you're taking away my dream of becoming a professional athlete!'

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Joust Sharpener

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Jogging Bottoms

Women in a cross country race

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

False encouragement.

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

"At least you made it into the hallway."

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'The pro told me my score of 392 is a course record!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

'He's started jogging to work.'

Tred carefully mill.

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

Bunny Tushman - the Biggest Bum in Major League.

Running With Scissors Marathon