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'You're failing chemistry!' 'But...you're taking away my dream of becoming a professional athlete!'

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Joust Sharpener

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'Hole in one!!!!'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Women in a cross country race

Jogging Bottoms

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

False encouragement.

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

"At least you made it into the hallway."

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'The pro told me my score of 392 is a course record!'

Running With Scissors Marathon

'He's started jogging to work.'

I'll catch up to you --- I just need my second wind.

Bunny Tushman - the Biggest Bum in Major League.

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'