Jobs Policy Critic Pillows

'My predecessor always said, 'If there's a will..there's my way'!'

UK border controls relaxed.

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

The wrecking crew!

Studied the Constitution. Didn't like it.

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

'We're looking for someone who is willing to just do their job.'

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

Dolestart - A New Initiative

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

New Boss, Same as the Old Dictator

Labour moderates rallying cry.

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

"As I understand, we stop refugees making dangerous journeys to a safe countey and offer them safe passage to a dangerous one..."

Can't Vote/Why Vote?

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

'Mr Clayton will see you first, Sir.'

"Our policy regarding paid vacations is - if you take a vacation, you'll pay for it."

'Your hospital needs more nurses? So hire more nurses!'

Global sum will increase by just 92p per patient

Brett Kavanaugh Shows Why the US is the Bestest Country in the Whole Wide World

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

"I should like to propose a bonanza for the rich."

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe...she had so many children she didn't know what to do...so she tried to keep it a secret.

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."