Job Title Collector Prints

'WOW! They appointed me an 'O.F.W.A.W.M.S. Manager'... wait a minute... what the... that means 'Old Fart Without Any Worth Mentioning Sales'??!!"

'Why,yes-I DO have a name plate on my desk...

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'It seats two comfortably.'

'We have what might be a very good idea...'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'You shouldn't have.'

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

The Boss.

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I wonder what this was for."

"Congratulations J.L., I hear you're getting another 'really' in your title."

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

Delinquent Accounts - Day Late, Dollar Short.

"Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing!"

'Right you've got 30 minutes...start squeezing.'

"It's the government, they've spent all our taxes and want to know if we can send them some more."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

'He's testing my Hippocratic Oath. He wors for the IRS.'

'How old is this vase?'